Introducing Brooklyn’s Sweetheart…
*taps mic* Is this thing on? Hello? HELLO? There we go
Greetings earthlings. I was tasked with giving a slight introduction about myself, but I don’t even know you guys like that, no offense. What do I say? I for one didn’t know if I should start by saying I was a triple threat: Educated. Black. Female. Or talk about the three different personalities I embody: Keena – The complicated melody that knows you better than you know yourself; Carmen – The diva with a mean shoe fetish that’s always on her game and controls any situation; or Ms. Mayor – The socialite that offers a welcoming smile, a firm handshake, and commands attention.
Do I do a singles ad? 5’5’’, brown eyes and smile like the sunrise? I love the beach, pampering myself, and corny jokes? Comedies are my favorite movies, but I’ll settle for a thriller or chick flick? I’m a daughter, sister and a friend?
I know, talk about my hobbies: Singing, writing and hanging with my family. No, I should put cooking, traveling and shopping. I love love, I love being a female and I love Reggie Bush ( sorry, shameless plug – Call me if you’re reading this Reggie).
I give up. My name is Keena, I’m a Capricorn and all good things come in threes. I’m here to give you the latest and greatest on love, life and the pursuit of happiness. Let me cater to your senses: seeing, tasting and feeling; I’ll be your personal travel agent, guide you to great restaurants, and I’ll offer a place for you to free your mind – and I hope you continue to follow.