Fast Facts On: “Pick Up Lines That Don’t Work”

I’ve always believed that being a man in dating is harder, lol.  Most of the time, they have the burden of courting, as I like to call it.  They have to approach women, they have to pay for the dates, they have to keep us laughing, lol, I see how that can be a big task. Especially with an estrogen-filled crowd :-) And while most Dynamos have no problem also bearing the burden of courting, the reality is it’s nice to be courted, lol.  So today to help the courters out and relieve some of the burden, we have Fast Facts On: “Pick Up Lines That Don’t Work” courtesy of Gabriel Bennett on Luuux.com:

  1. “Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”- That’s just plain unimaginative. The girl isn’t even going to give you a second look if you come up with that.
  2. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”- She’ll probably ask you to walk by again… and then keep walking. Don’t even think about using this one.
  3. “Great legs, what time do they open?”- Okay that’s good as a PJ, but in all likelihood it’ll earn you a slap from the one you use it on
  4. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”- Are you serious? This one belongs to the last century, and should have been left there.
  5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”- This is the time when not just the girl, but even her friends will beat you up. Think twice even before you think of this line.
  6. “I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.”- Do you see her on the floor rolling with laughter…
  7. “Remember me? Oh, that’s right; I’ve met you only in my dreams.”- She’s going to ask you keep dreaming, dude.
  8.  ”You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.”- Flattery is still the best way to win brownie points, but with this gem, don’t be surprised if she blows her fuse.
  9. “My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.”- And after that she’ll be running to the loo to throw up. So don’t even think about using this one.
  10. “You want me. I can smell it.”- Don’t be surprised if she calls you a dog after you sprout such a gem.

If you want to laugh at some more pick up lines, click here.

Happy “Bearing the Burden of Courting”!! :-) xx

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Recipe: Classic Beef Meatballs

Last night my homegirl and Dynamo Makina picked “The Meatball Shop” for our girls’ dinner and she definitely made the right choice.  Their meatball combinations are sure to not only satisfy your tastebuds, but keep your wallet happy too :-) You pay $7 for 4 balls and sauce and $4 for the side of your choice. And the staff is extra friendly, you wouldn’t believe you were dining in the city, lol.  Below is both a video of The Meatball Shop owners Daniel Holzman and Michael Chernow on Good Morning America and the recipe for “The Classic Beef Meatball” for all you ball lovers, lol. I also want to say that meatballs are very hard to write and talk about without feeling the need to make a joke, even the owners of the restaurant couldn’t make it through their interview without some “balls” jokes :-) :

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Ingredients:

  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 2 pounds 80% lean ground beef
  • 1 cup ricotta cheese
  • 2 large eggs
  • ½ cup bread crumbs
  • ½ cup chopped fresh parsley
  • 1 tablespoon chopped fresh oregano or 1 teaspoon dried
  • 2 teaspoons salt
  • ¼ teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
  • ½ teaspoon ground flakes
  • ½ teaspoon ground fennel
  • 4 cups classic tomato sauce
  • For the sauce:
  • ¼ cup olive oil
  • 1 onion, finely diced
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 1 teaspoon chopped fresh oregano or ½ teaspoon dried
  • 2 garlic cloves, roughly chopped
  • 2 teaspoons salt or to taste
  • 2 tablespoons tomato paste
  • Two 26-ounce boxes Pomi Chopped Tomatoes or two 28-ounch cans whole plum tomatoes, chopped with their liquid

Directions

  1. Preheat the oven to 450°F. Drizzle the olive oil into a 9×13-inch baking dish and use your hand to evenly coat the entire surface. Set aside.
  2. Combine the ground beef, ricotta, eggs, bread crumbs, parsley, oregano, salt, red pepper flakes, and fennel in a large mixing bowl and mix by hand until thoroughly incorporated.
  3. Roll the mixture into round, golf ball-size meatballs 9about 1 ½ inches), making sure to pack the meat firmly. Place the balls in the prepared baking dish, being careful to line them up snugly and in even rows vertically and horizontally to form a grid. The meatballs should be touching one another.
  4. Roast for 20 minutes, or until the meatballs are firm and cooked through. A meat thermometer inserted into the center of a meatball should read 165°F.
  5. While the meatballs are roasting, heat the tomato sauce in a small saucepan over medium-high heat, stirring often.
  6. When the meatballs are firm and fully cooked, remove them from the oven and drain the excess grease from the pan. Pour the tomato sauce over them. Return the meatballs to the oven and continue roasting for another 15 minutes.

For the sauce:

  1. Heat the olive oil in a large pot over medium heat. Add the onions, bay leaf, oregano, garlic, and salt and cook, stirring often, until the onions are soft and translucent, about 10 minutes.
  2. Add the tomato paste and continue cooking for 5 minutes. Add the tomatoes and stir constantly until the sauce begins to boil. Lower the heat and simmer for 1 hour, stirring every 5 minutes or so to prevent the sauce on the bottom of the pot from burning. Taste and season with additional salt, if desired. Remove the bay leaf before serving.

Good pick Mama :-)

Happy “Feasting at The Meatball Shop and making your own balls” Ladies!! :-) xx

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“I don’t just like you, I like you like you”: A Look at “Fake Love”

* Turn on Radio *

I hope that you’re the one, If not, you are the prototype…

* change station *

I’m speechless baby, don’t know what to say. I’m just speechless baby, the poet in me has gone away…

* change station *

You just gotta let me love. Let me love, let my love adorn you…

Fake Love is in the air. I’m not just talking about the love you have for your husband or your #him. Not just the love you have for your crush, or me for Reggie Bush. Whoever you think about when you hear those songs, ladies and gents, that’s the type of love you’re experiencing. So what if you guys haven’t made wedding plans or even exchanged numbers. If when you close your eyes, you can imagine slow dancing with the love of your life, even if it’s temporary, you’re in love. It may be hard to explain to your friends, but believe me, I understand. Step into my office.

I’ve experienced different types of love relationships. Between myself and a significant other, myself and family members, objects and the greatest love of all, God; however, this love we’re about to talk about, easily makes the top 3. Those reading this may have many different names for it, but I, Brooklyn’s Sweetheart, dub this love: Fake Love.

You hear fake love and you may immediately think negatively simply because of the word fake; I urge you not to, as it takes away from this wonderful experience. Also, when telling your friends, you don’t say, “Ladies, I’m in FAKE LOVE!!!” You instead say,  “Ladies, I’m in LOVE!!!” * insert womanly screams of happiness * Fake love is that happiness you have when flaws turn into infatuation. The one side of him that you only see, is the only side that you need to see. There are no courtship rules, responsibilities or rhetoric; it’s your own game of happiness and you play it to ensure the end result is a smile on your face. It’s no holds barred, fun. * swoon *

Some may argue it’s lust, but it’s more than a physical attraction. He is actually intriguing, especially since you in your right mind, don’t trip over just anyone. Furthermore, in the back of your mind (maybe not too far back) you wouldn’t mind it working out. It’s irrational, it’s crazy, it’s nothing you’ve probably ever thought about and in the same sentence, it’s the most fun you’ve had in a while; it’s dramatic! It can go from shying away at his look, to arguing through spurts of laughter about something in the car, to being upset you didn’t speak to him before you went to bed to finally waking up to that good morning text that NEVER FAILS. (Fellas, take note, good morning text messages are winners.)

Call me crazy, but if you haven’t experienced fake love, you haven’t experienced life – maybe that’s a bit of an exaggeration, but hopefully you get what I mean.

I’d be remiss if I didn’t include a caveat: Please do not confuse fake love and real love. They are two immensely different emotions whose lines often times become blurred. When the vision is blurred, you can get hurt, feel sad and depressed and end up eating a tub of your favorite ice cream; putting those 10lbs you worked so hard to lose back on. Real love is deeper and not as ‘superficial’. While care and tenderness are present in both situations; obligations and the need vs. the want are present in real love. Real love is a joint interest; you want to build each other up and make each other better. It’s more than just going through something, but how you come out of it once all is said and done. Whether times are good or bad, happy or sad, true love survives it all.

Smoochis :-*

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Morning Inspiration: “Like You”

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“No strings attached, your love is so WiFi”: A Reflection on Online Dating

What If Romeo and Juliet had online dating??? Open the door to your imagination for a second, why don’t cha??? Their story probably wouldn’t have ended so tragic, right? Lol. Just a thought. Think about it. If it were today’s modern society, Romeo would’ve hooked up with a young lady close to his hood, nah mean? He would have loved the fact that he wouldn’t have to cross from Brooklyn, all the way to Jersey. “What??? She says lives in Newark, fam???” Romeo would say, “I mean, she cute and all…but gas ain’t cheap…plus my family got beef with that part of town. She aint for me.” All he had to do was read her profile  and know before he sent her a message that the relationship just wouldn’t work out…Ahhh, the convenience of online dating!

Me, personally, I have been on two seperate online dating services: OKCupid.com and PlentyofFish.com. And to be honest, it’s pretty cool. I’ve met some super cool people through these particular websites. I would go to a bar or a club and see a woman who I thought was cute. Go over, introduce myself, just to hear the lady say,”I have a man”… or…”You’re not my type”. I used to wish I had psychic abilities…I would read this lady’s mind and tell if she was available or liked me before I even gave her a chance to reject me. And it’s cool. We all gotta keep moving. What she doesn’t like, another lady will. With online dating, I have the ability to read about this lady before I even typed a word. What was her type? What she doing with her life? Her goals? What she liked? What she disliked? These are questions I would like to know. And by the time I’m done reading her profile and checking out her photos, I’ll come up to a conclusion if we could compliment one another. But there was a twist. Some ladies participated in false advertising. Yes world! False advertisment!!! They should be sued! I conversed with a young lady who was extremely cool. Slim… Tall… Just my type. Model status, my nigga! Anyways, when we finally decided to meet after a few days of great conversation… she wasn’t slim at all, but really huge. (O_o) I mean…Seriously??? What happened to the pictures from online??? Not cool. No brownie points for you… Shit, I’m helping you out! Brownies are probably what got you this way. Lmfao! Let me stop. I’m being mean.

All in all, we live in the future. Some people don’t like to go to clubs or lounges, some people are a bit too busy to go out looking for a date or just don’t want to go on a “blind date”. Hey, if you have an open mind, try online dating. It may be for you. But keep this in mind… if you connect with someone and plan on meeting up with them for the first time, ask them are their photos recent? :-) ….I’m only speaking from experience.

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Morning Inspiration: “Digital Girl”

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“…On That Independent Shit”: My Mom

Name: Allison Jones

Age: 44

Occupation: Patient Outreach

Why She’s A Dynamo: “My mom’s a Dynamo because she made me, duh, lol. No seriously she’s been the one driving force in my life that has always pushed me forward and expected nothing but the best from me. In never trying to be my friend, but always being my mother she’s managed to raise me with the perfect combination of love and discipline.  And starting at 17, it was no easy feat, but I can’t think of another person that can replace her and what she’s done for me. Thank you Mom!”

Happy Mother’s Day to all Dynamos!! :-) xx

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My Mother. . . My Daughter. . .

 

Funny to say the tables seemed to be reversed these days. Everyone who knows me always hears me joke and call my mother my daughter. I mean seriously she is though. Despite the age difference you might as well say I gave birth to her, lol. It’s funny how the older you get the more you appreciate life and everything that has been given to you. The best thing that was ever to given to me was this simple lady named Diane Key. I know if she heard that she would definitely say that it’s other way around, she would say “Erin you were the best thing given to me, not your sister Chelsea” lol, just kidding. But I mean she would. As I sit here and write this in the very early minutes of this Mother’s Day, I reflect on my number one love, my mom; the woman who has made me who I am and I couldn’t have asked for a better one.

As I said before it’s funny how the roles have changed. If it’s not me asking my mom about why she’s running the street and coming home on public transportation so late, to why is she wearing that, to who she’s on the phone with,  to why does she have a cell phone and she doesn’t bother to answer it? You would definitely think I’m the parent in this relationship. I think that I just care more these days. When I was in high school and college those things were never even a thought or concern. But now as I get older as well as she, I have learned that tomorrow is never promised and I must cherish every day with the woman who has instilled in me all of my core values and morals and who has supported me and helped me get to where I am today.

My mother worked two full time jobs all my life. As a nurse she was able to devote herself to not only patients she worked with, but her family, friends or anyone else who needed her. Her independence as not only a working woman, but her ability to be a loving wife and still manage her household to the best of her ability while raising two children has shown me the epitome of what a great mom and person she is. I can honestly say looking back my sister and I gave her hell at times, but now I would give her the world and more. I always said there were very few people in this world I wanted to be like, but my mom is on the top of that list.

As I celebrate this Mother’s day with the generations of women in my family from young to old, I can only think I was so blessed not only to have the mom that I have but to have other women in my life of that same character and creed. I say soldiers are definitely being raised on this side and think of what type of mom I’m going to be. As I look forward to being a mother one day, I just hope and pray I can do as great as job as the woman who raised me because I was truly fortunate to have not only a role model but a great person to look up to. Love you my daughter lol . . . . .

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A Reflection on Being A Mother

“Mmmmaammmmaa” and “Ball” – these are the two words my son says most often and with the most certainty, and I love it!  So, I’m about to celebrate my 2nd Mother’s Day, and I’m not sure that it has fully sunken in yet…I have a kid that says two real words?  Are you serious?  This whole process of watching a child grow is the most amazing thing to observe.  You look at this beautiful child and your mind is continuously blown.  It’s really quite a self-esteem booster.  Sometimes I look at my son, and I think to myself that I must be pretty fly since he came out of me!  Heeeeeeeey! :)   I’m sure most new parents feel the same.

At the same time, it’s a lot of pressure to think of the big plans that God has for this child, and that for whatever reason, you are the one that has been entrusted to nurture them and help them reach their purpose.  This of course goes for mothers who adopt children officially and unofficially, because raising a child is raising a child.  When entrusted with the care of a child, you have the responsibility to speak life into them, regardless of your own circumstances.  Giving them more than you had is always a natural goal, and not in a political or material sense, but in terms of values and experiences.  You just have to “Train up a child in the way that he should go” and trust  and pray that ” he will not depart from it”.  You want to do the absolute best for your child, but in the end you have to trust that they will make good decisions with the tools you have given them.

Grace under pressure” is a cliché that a mother exercises constantly, because it is a lot of work!  Dealing with all of the highs and lows of life is an accomplishment in itself, and successfully raising a literate person on top of that is pretty deep.  There is so much I have taken for granted that my mother has taught me through word and action.  Even when she was working hard to support me and give me those things she didn’t have growing up, she made sure I was with other women who would care for me as if I was their own and teach me well (shout out to Nana, my Aunties, and my second mothers, I love you guys!).  She taught me how to show love and how to be loved without ever explicitly telling me how, and it is such a blessing that I know I haven’t reflected on as I should.  Since I technically grew up in a single parent home, I have at times been jealous of healthy father-child relationships, but I now realize how privileged I have been to have a mother who deserves celebration.  Yes, I am among the statistical majority who had a loving mother to care for them,  but sadly so many don’t for a lot of different reasons.   With this in mind, the best way I can think of to honor my mother during this season and always is to be a great mother to my son and any future offspring, and a great second mother or mentor to someone else’s child.  If we know love (God is love), we should pass on the legacy of love, and I don’t believe anyone can do this better than a mother.

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Morning Inspiration: “Hey Mama”

“Hey Mama, I wanna scream so loud for you. Cause I’m so proud of you! Let me tell you what I’m about to do. I know I act a fool, but I promise you I’m going back to school. I appreciate what you allowed for me, I just want you to be proud of me.” ~Kanye West

 

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